Can't own nonsense inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire a single worthless material whilst staying within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't acquire a single excrement inside Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the ability to obtain even the smallest speck of crap whilst staying within the borders of Ohio. No waste to be found in
the vicinity, regrettably. I am without any dung within OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess a single rubbish while located in Ohio. No nonsense available within these boundaries, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have even a speck of substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am unable to possess any junk whilst living within the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the
capacity to have any shit while residing within the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, sadly. I have no means to possess any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to obtain even a single junk whilst living within Ohio. No junk for me, sadly. I don't have any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
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