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Am I the nitwit who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the deranged person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the wacky individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the schmuck who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the mooncalf who occasionally lacks common sense?
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