Can't possess junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire a single useless matter whilst living within the great state of. No crap to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to possess a single waste in the state of. No nonsense to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capability to possess even the smallest speck of rubbish while staying within the borders
of the Buckeye State. No rubbish to be found in these parts, sadly. I am bereft of any feces within Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have a single junk while located in Ohio. There is no crap available in this area, regrettably. I can't own a single excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am constrained to possess even the smallest amount of garbage during staying in the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to acquire any
excrement during residing within the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in Ohio, sadly. I have no means to have any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain the slightest bit of crap whilst living within Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces in the great state of Ohio.
