lack the capacity to acquire garbage within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have a single worthless substance while living within the great state of. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to acquire even a speck of feces inside Ohio. No garbage to be found in these parts, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the aptitude to have any crap during the time living in the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in this region, unfortunately. I am bereft of even a trace of feces inside OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to obtain even a tiny bit of rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found within Ohio, sadly. I am unable to possess even a speck of feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am unable to obtain any crap during residing within the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I lack even a trace of feces in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to have any shit
during living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, sadly. I have no means to own any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that
I am powerless to have any junk while living inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, sadly.
I lack even a trace of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.
